Desk Accessories

Retirement Bank

AF013

$14.95

Laugh all the way to retirement with a bank designed for the big day. Ceramic. 3'' W x 5'' H x 2'' D.

Double Scorpion Paperweight

RC260

$44.95

Get an up close and personal view of two scorpions suspended mid-air in this clear Real Insect paperweight. Made of acrylic. 4½" L x 4" W.

Good Lawyer Paperweight

BK129

$34.95

This handsome faux ivory paperweight is created with dark inks that are rubbed over the carved sayings to create a scrimshawed look. 3" diameter.

Personalized Garage Plaque

SC141

$44.95

If the garage is your domain, this personalized sign is the perfect thing to let everyone know. The custom sign features the name of your choice. Routed slot in back for hanging. Shipped separately, allow 3 - 4 weeks for delivery. Wood. 9" L x 12" W.

Complaint Department

CA810

$59.95

Go ahead, pull the pin! This is a great decoration for your desk to ward off whiners and salesmen. 6" L x 4" W x 5" H.

CEO Desk Sign

HC002

$29.95

Whether you’re the CEO of Getting Shit Done or a Benevolent Dictator, these desk signs are the perfect way to let everyone at the office, or home office, know where you stand. Either would be the ultimate office party gift. 8" L x 1" W x 2¼" H.

Blessings Paperweight

BK062

$34.95

Make sure that everyone knows your side of the issue with this faux ivory paperweight. This wise and witty paperweight features words carved and rubbed with dark ink to create a scrimshaw effect. Guaranteed to get noticed! 3" diameter.

Turtle Shell Box

CC747

$39.95

We've found the perfect spot to tuck your tiniest treasures—in this replica turtle shell. Resin. 6" L x 4½" W x 4" H.

RMS Titanic Lock

MD129

$19.95

While the RMS Titanic was a passenger ship, it also was designated as a mail carrier for the United Kingdom, hence the "Royal Mail Steamer" prefix. An iron lock like this would have protected the valuable correspondence being sent aboard the grandest ocean liner of its day. 2" L x 1" W x 4" H.

Refurbished Antique Metal Scale

KA023

$109.95

Weigh your options with this stylish, refurbished antique metal scale. This decorative accent is the perfect spot to display trinkets, treasures and things of weighty significance. 14" L x 8" W x 9" H.

Marble Phone Cradle

BB028

$64.95

Life, much like the stock market, comes with ups and downs. Whether you're in a bull market or bear market, these symbolic beasts of finance are a great way to liven up your office. The black "zebra" marble tablet or phone holder has a pass-through hole for a charging cable, and shiny brass bull and bear insignia. Marble, brass. 3¼" L x 2½" W x 4½" H.

Never Give Up Quote Plaque

HP619

$29.95

The only way to succeed is to never give up. This metallic mantra will keep your spirits up and your mind motivated. Easel back or hook for hanging. Etched marble. 7" L x ½" W x 7" H.

Mark Twain Quote

PG300

$34.95

10½" W x 7½" H.

Accept The Fact Framed Quote

PG130

$34.95

Accept the fact that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.

Deck Prism

AM032

$49.95

For centuries, sailing vessels used prisms to re-direct sunlight to parts of the ship to illuminate areas. It was a safe source of light compared to kerosene lamps and candles. Use to brighten up a desk or shelf in any part of your home. Glass. 4.9" L x 4.9" W x 4.3" H.

50 Year Calendar

AM407

$44.95

Friends will think you're really on the ball when you know what day of the week New Year's Eve will be in 2050. Your secret is the 50 year calendar that was like a simple pocket calculator 500 years ago. Marble and brass has green and bronze finish. Gift packaged. 1" H x 3" diameter.

Lion Lock

UD414

$54.95

Let the king of the jungle keep your valuables safe with this vintage-inspired gilded lion lock. Two skeleton keys release his powerful grip. Made of solid brass. 5¼" H x 3 ¼" W.

Right Wing Sculpture

CD085

$159.95

Bring your home a touch of elegance with these sculpture of a right wing on a stand. Artfully crafted in iron and pecan and Verde finish this piece is the perfect contemporary style addition to any room. 11¾" L x 5¾" W x 39¼" H.

Repurposed Ammunition Box Truck

KA151

$99.95

One of a kind piece of art for any history buff. These repurposed ammunition boxes find a new purpose as a unique box truck. Each will vary in color, finish and size. Top does open to store small items inside. 17" L x 7" W x 9" H.

Pixel Skull

PT785

$14.95

This hand painted pixelated skull statue has the eye-catching appearance of being in low resolution. Perfect for the graphic designer or a computer-savvy one. Cold cast resin. 3" x 5 ¼" W x 4" H.

Physician Occupational Sign with Name Board

TB023

$179.95

Announce your day job in style with a personalized, old-fashioned sign. Whether you’re an attorney, stock broker, or gun collector, one of these highly detailed handcrafted signs will look great on your office wall. Made using furniture-grade wood planks and are professionally printed and hand-painted. Each piece is unique. Hanging hardware included. State name and title when ordering. Shipped separately, allow 2-4 weeks for delivery. 23¾" L x 2" W x 11½" H. Made in the USA.

Physician Occupational Sign with Name Board

Personalized Letter Opener

VC018

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Our stainless steel letter opener is a perfect office accessory. Can be personalized up to 15 characters.

Old Typewriter Relic

PH368

$159.95

Call to mind a simpler era with this antique typewriter replica. The handcrafted model is full of found object charm, from its distressed finish to the retro letter buttons. Place this statement-making piece in your home or office and inspire nostalgic memories for years to come.

Nude Male in Square Frame

US577

$99.95

Be inspired to stick it out every time you glance at this statue of a man's burden. Cold-cast bronze in true Renaissance-styling speaks volumes about your love of enlightenment. 8" L x 5.31" W x 8" H.

Navy Frame with Solider Statue

KA102

$69.95

Honor your Navy soldier with these stately cold-cast bronze statuettes. Each statue and black picture frame is mounted on a sleek block of cherry-finished wood. The frame holds a 4 x 6 image. Statuette 7" H.

Figurine Candleholder

ST125

$199.95

This sculpture will enhance your home with a perfect mix of form and function. Metal. 4" L x 7" W x 24" H.

Vintage Telephone

UM135

$199.95

This antique-style phone is functional and decorative. A piece of art itself, the phone features a tarnished iron finish, brass rotary-style push buttons, and a comfortable handset attached with a black coiled cord. Ornate, embossed decorative detail can be found throughout. Raised black buttons with gold numbers and lettering add subtle charm. Works with any land-based telephone line. Measures 10" L x 5½" W x 12" H.

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